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[One shot] 4 Bakas and a Birthday Boy Part 1
Title: 4 Bakas and a Birthday Boy
Author: Biohazard Geeky Nutcracker![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
coolohoh
Pairing: General Arashi friendship
Rating: G
Length: One Shot
Summary: Arashi celebrates a certain DoS diva's 29th birthday
Disclaimer: Believing this fan Fiction is true is like believing that you will get teleported to a strange room with a black ball called Gantz when the train is about to hit you, and that Yattaman will rescue you from the room.
A/n: A very last minute work from me in celebration of some DoS diva's birthday XD It... got kind of weird in the middle but... hope you'll enjoy :P
[Part 2]
One month before:
Sakurai bursts into the green room and looks around anxiously. He heaved a sigh of relief when the man in question was nowhere in sight and proceeds to gather the other 3 members together.
Whispering softly, he informed the rest "Guys! I've sent the clothes design to the tailor! He promised us it'll be done in time for the big day... It's not going to be cheap though..."
Grumbles were heard from Nino... "So expensive! I'm sure even our concert outfits were cheaper! Who came up with this idea anyway... Ah I've left my wallet at home... I'll pay another day.. Ah leader can you pay for me first?"
One week before:
Mysterious dark skinned man to his manager: "Erm, what's our schedule like next week?"
Manager: "Ah... Because you guys will be hosting the 24hr terebi you'll get a break on Monday... And Tuesday there's filming, and interviews on Wednesday morning..."
"Ah souka..."
Monday:
"Moshi Moshi! Ah Sho-chan! Sorry! I hope you're not busy.... Actually I called to ask if you could help me find a good recipe for erm... Erm... Is there any French dish that you recommend? Like something that's nice but easy to make?"
"Ahhh!!!! Aiba-kun! I was trying to sleep! I still have zero later! Why don't you call up your parents or your brother and ask!"
"But but.. They make Chinese cuisine and not French..."
"AHHHHH omg I over slept!!!!! AGHHHH thank goodness you called bye!"
-Line Goes dead-
One Day before:
A mysterious tanned man was spotted boarding a ship... Some legends say he was boarding a cruise headed for Singapore, others say he was the legendary fisherman out hunting for the legendary Merlion[1].
Meanwhile is someone's kitchen...
"Ah nooo! Why did my chicken chop get burnt!!!"
*Picks up spoon and tries the taste of the chicken*
"Ah! Umai! The sauce is good but I must make sure I don't burn the chicken tomorrow..."
D-day, 7am:
The mysterious man was spotted on the docks. It seems like he didn't board a cruise to Singapore after all. When spotted he was hauling a huge blue box. Could it be the legendary Merlion?
D-day, 9am:
*thud thud thud* Hurried footsteps could be heard from the corridor. The tailor looked up just as a man covered from head to toe, looking ridiculously hot for the summer, stepped into his shop.
The tailor peered over the top of the glasses and frowned for a while before saying: " Ah! Sakurai-san, here's the things you ordered."
Sakurai inspected the goods carefully before giving the tailor a smile "This is exactly what we wanted, thank you so much!"
He paid the tailor and left the shop, and started mentally preparing himself for the magazine interview coming up in less then an hour.
D-Day, 2pm:
Aiba crept to the apartment door. He was constantly looking over his shoulders to make sure that he was not being seen or followed. He unlocked the door with he spare keys and stepped into the pristine, neat apartment. As Aiba closed the door he smiled to himself. After all the years that they failed to visit J's apartment (for J always rejected requests to visit his house, citing the need for privacy), he finally decided to take things into his own hands and begged J's sister for the spare key to his apartment.
Aiba put the bags of shopping down on the dinning table and set off to explore J's well organized kitchen.
D-Day, 4:30pm:
Staff + J + Nino: "Otsukaresama deshita~!"
Nino to J teasingly: "Ah! Isn't it rare to end filming early! Ah but the two of us have been sharing house a lot lately eh? Isn't it time to let me visit your real house yet?"
"Nope! No need to get your hopes up, that's not gonna happen in a million years!"
-After J + N changes out of the filming clothes-
J: "Eh? Where did my manager go?"
N's manager: "Ah Matsumoto-san I'm so sorry, but your manager has some urgent matter to attend to, here are your personal belongings, I'll fetch you home later."
Nino enters the room and spots J.
"Ah J! I heard your manager is busy? Why don't we go shopping together! It's rare that we get to end so early anyway!"
-At some gaming shop-
Matsumoto stood with his arms crossed looking extremely pissed. He rolled his eyes at Nino for the nth time that day.
"Eh Nino, I agreed to go shopping with you because I though we were shopping for clothes! NOT. GAMES!" Jun complained, angry seething through his teeth.
"Ah sorry... Wait what time is it already? Ah it's almost 6:30..." Nino said. *mumbles should be enough time already mumbles*
"Can you stop mumbling I can't hear you!" Jun snapped.
*mumbles that's the point mumbles* Nino mumled under his breath again.
"What?!?!" Jun screeched trying to keep his volume down because they were still in publib
"Ah nothing. Let's go back then, I'll ask my manager to send you home first." Nino said.
"Yeah you'd better!"
-At the lobby of J's apartment-
"Thanks for the ride!" With that Matsumoto got out of the car and headed for the elevators.
He pressed for the lift and keep looking back at the non-moving car with Nino in it. Finally, unable to take it no longer, he headed back to the car and opened the door.
"Nande? (Why?) Why have you guys not left yet? Is that anything you want to tell me?" Jun asked.
Nino finally couldn't resist and let out a laugh before straightening his face again and replied innocently, "No no, nothing is going on. Manager-san was just checking something on his phone before driving off."
"Oh really?" Matsumoto narrowed his eyes and in one swift motion, snatch Nino's precious bag of new games from the car seat and held it hostage.
"Fine, since you're not telling, I'll take this as a fee for keeping you company at the game store." J rolled his eyes again before heading back to the lobby where the lift was waiting.
"OI where are you going with my games!!!!!!" Nino picked up his wallet and phone from the car seat and chased after J.
-In the lift-
"So tell me truthfully, are there 3 bakas invading my house right this very moment waiting to scare me?" Jun asked as he crossed his arms.
"No no no how could there be such a thing? You don't even let us within a 500 meters of your house!" Nino protested
Nino's reply seem to have amused Jun thoroughly.
He wrapped he's arms around Nino's neck, half struggling him and said: "We'll see about that shall we?"
'I hope those bakas would at least have the decency to hide somewhere... I did message earlier and warn them we were reaching after all...' Nino thought... BUT....
-Outside J's apartment-
From the window no lights could be seen... but suddenly, a distinct, breathless laughter rang out but was stifled mid-laugh.
J moved up and pressed the doorbell.
"Oi, open the door, I know you're in there! Or I'll kill this little brat here." He said in a rough voice, squeezing Nino tighter in the process, causing him to whimper.
[Move on to Part 2]
Notes:
1) The Merlion is a mythical creature with the head of the lion and a body of the fish. Used to represent Singapore... well I'm not too sure how to put it, but wikipedia helpfully says 'used as a mascot and national personification of Singapore'. Sounds good to me. Extra: Sho mentioned the merlion in his recent j-web entry on the cruise trip to Sg... hence the inclusion in the story (that and because I'm a Singaporean :P )
Author: Biohazard Geeky Nutcracker
coolohohPairing: General Arashi friendship
Rating: G
Length: One Shot
Summary: Arashi celebrates a certain DoS diva's 29th birthday
Disclaimer: Believing this fan Fiction is true is like believing that you will get teleported to a strange room with a black ball called Gantz when the train is about to hit you, and that Yattaman will rescue you from the room.
A/n: A very last minute work from me in celebration of some DoS diva's birthday XD It... got kind of weird in the middle but... hope you'll enjoy :P
[Part 2]
One month before:
Sakurai bursts into the green room and looks around anxiously. He heaved a sigh of relief when the man in question was nowhere in sight and proceeds to gather the other 3 members together.
Whispering softly, he informed the rest "Guys! I've sent the clothes design to the tailor! He promised us it'll be done in time for the big day... It's not going to be cheap though..."
Grumbles were heard from Nino... "So expensive! I'm sure even our concert outfits were cheaper! Who came up with this idea anyway... Ah I've left my wallet at home... I'll pay another day.. Ah leader can you pay for me first?"
One week before:
Mysterious dark skinned man to his manager: "Erm, what's our schedule like next week?"
Manager: "Ah... Because you guys will be hosting the 24hr terebi you'll get a break on Monday... And Tuesday there's filming, and interviews on Wednesday morning..."
"Ah souka..."
Monday:
"Moshi Moshi! Ah Sho-chan! Sorry! I hope you're not busy.... Actually I called to ask if you could help me find a good recipe for erm... Erm... Is there any French dish that you recommend? Like something that's nice but easy to make?"
"Ahhh!!!! Aiba-kun! I was trying to sleep! I still have zero later! Why don't you call up your parents or your brother and ask!"
"But but.. They make Chinese cuisine and not French..."
"AHHHHH omg I over slept!!!!! AGHHHH thank goodness you called bye!"
-Line Goes dead-
One Day before:
A mysterious tanned man was spotted boarding a ship... Some legends say he was boarding a cruise headed for Singapore, others say he was the legendary fisherman out hunting for the legendary Merlion[1].
Meanwhile is someone's kitchen...
"Ah nooo! Why did my chicken chop get burnt!!!"
*Picks up spoon and tries the taste of the chicken*
"Ah! Umai! The sauce is good but I must make sure I don't burn the chicken tomorrow..."
D-day, 7am:
The mysterious man was spotted on the docks. It seems like he didn't board a cruise to Singapore after all. When spotted he was hauling a huge blue box. Could it be the legendary Merlion?
D-day, 9am:
*thud thud thud* Hurried footsteps could be heard from the corridor. The tailor looked up just as a man covered from head to toe, looking ridiculously hot for the summer, stepped into his shop.
The tailor peered over the top of the glasses and frowned for a while before saying: " Ah! Sakurai-san, here's the things you ordered."
Sakurai inspected the goods carefully before giving the tailor a smile "This is exactly what we wanted, thank you so much!"
He paid the tailor and left the shop, and started mentally preparing himself for the magazine interview coming up in less then an hour.
D-Day, 2pm:
Aiba crept to the apartment door. He was constantly looking over his shoulders to make sure that he was not being seen or followed. He unlocked the door with he spare keys and stepped into the pristine, neat apartment. As Aiba closed the door he smiled to himself. After all the years that they failed to visit J's apartment (for J always rejected requests to visit his house, citing the need for privacy), he finally decided to take things into his own hands and begged J's sister for the spare key to his apartment.
Aiba put the bags of shopping down on the dinning table and set off to explore J's well organized kitchen.
D-Day, 4:30pm:
Staff + J + Nino: "Otsukaresama deshita~!"
Nino to J teasingly: "Ah! Isn't it rare to end filming early! Ah but the two of us have been sharing house a lot lately eh? Isn't it time to let me visit your real house yet?"
"Nope! No need to get your hopes up, that's not gonna happen in a million years!"
-After J + N changes out of the filming clothes-
J: "Eh? Where did my manager go?"
N's manager: "Ah Matsumoto-san I'm so sorry, but your manager has some urgent matter to attend to, here are your personal belongings, I'll fetch you home later."
Nino enters the room and spots J.
"Ah J! I heard your manager is busy? Why don't we go shopping together! It's rare that we get to end so early anyway!"
-At some gaming shop-
Matsumoto stood with his arms crossed looking extremely pissed. He rolled his eyes at Nino for the nth time that day.
"Eh Nino, I agreed to go shopping with you because I though we were shopping for clothes! NOT. GAMES!" Jun complained, angry seething through his teeth.
"Ah sorry... Wait what time is it already? Ah it's almost 6:30..." Nino said. *mumbles should be enough time already mumbles*
"Can you stop mumbling I can't hear you!" Jun snapped.
*mumbles that's the point mumbles* Nino mumled under his breath again.
"What?!?!" Jun screeched trying to keep his volume down because they were still in publib
"Ah nothing. Let's go back then, I'll ask my manager to send you home first." Nino said.
"Yeah you'd better!"
-At the lobby of J's apartment-
"Thanks for the ride!" With that Matsumoto got out of the car and headed for the elevators.
He pressed for the lift and keep looking back at the non-moving car with Nino in it. Finally, unable to take it no longer, he headed back to the car and opened the door.
"Nande? (Why?) Why have you guys not left yet? Is that anything you want to tell me?" Jun asked.
Nino finally couldn't resist and let out a laugh before straightening his face again and replied innocently, "No no, nothing is going on. Manager-san was just checking something on his phone before driving off."
"Oh really?" Matsumoto narrowed his eyes and in one swift motion, snatch Nino's precious bag of new games from the car seat and held it hostage.
"Fine, since you're not telling, I'll take this as a fee for keeping you company at the game store." J rolled his eyes again before heading back to the lobby where the lift was waiting.
"OI where are you going with my games!!!!!!" Nino picked up his wallet and phone from the car seat and chased after J.
-In the lift-
"So tell me truthfully, are there 3 bakas invading my house right this very moment waiting to scare me?" Jun asked as he crossed his arms.
"No no no how could there be such a thing? You don't even let us within a 500 meters of your house!" Nino protested
Nino's reply seem to have amused Jun thoroughly.
He wrapped he's arms around Nino's neck, half struggling him and said: "We'll see about that shall we?"
'I hope those bakas would at least have the decency to hide somewhere... I did message earlier and warn them we were reaching after all...' Nino thought... BUT....
-Outside J's apartment-
From the window no lights could be seen... but suddenly, a distinct, breathless laughter rang out but was stifled mid-laugh.
J moved up and pressed the doorbell.
"Oi, open the door, I know you're in there! Or I'll kill this little brat here." He said in a rough voice, squeezing Nino tighter in the process, causing him to whimper.
[Move on to Part 2]
Notes:
1) The Merlion is a mythical creature with the head of the lion and a body of the fish. Used to represent Singapore... well I'm not too sure how to put it, but wikipedia helpfully says 'used as a mascot and national personification of Singapore'. Sounds good to me. Extra: Sho mentioned the merlion in his recent j-web entry on the cruise trip to Sg... hence the inclusion in the story (that and because I'm a Singaporean :P )