Eggs and Cock
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nutty_arashiTitle: Eggs and Cock
Author: Power Ranger Red Sho Nut![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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Pairings: Yama
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack, Comedy/Humor:
Beta:jheili, coolohoh
Length: One Shot
Summary: Ohno wonders why roosters can't lay eggs.
Disclaimer: THIS IS PURE FICTION. A production of my under imaginative mind. I do not own Arashi, especially OHNO and JUN and AIBA. If I do, WOULDN'T IT BE NICE??
"Why can't cocks lay eggs?" Ohno asked Sho one peaceful evening on their bed.
"Because "ROOSTERS" are male?" Sho answered. He shooked his head and went back to his newspaper.
"But why do Human males have both?" Ohno quirked his head towards Sho searching for an enlightenment and Sho arched his brow.
"Satoshi, males do not have eggs, we have sperms. Females have eggs. Well, egg cells to be exact. And why are you asking me these stuff?"
"I'm just curious! Well my balls are shaped like an egg. So I can say that I have a cock and eggs."
"Satoshi! Did Aiba forcefully swapped your brain with his?" Sho hissed at his boyfriend's weird query.
"You also have a pair of eggs Sho-chan! I can incubate them for you!" Ohno swatted the newspaper Sho was reading and pushed the younger man to the bed.
"Satoshi! what the heck! I-" He was cut off when Ohno suddenly jerked his pajamas away. Ohno pinned down his hips and leaned closer to Sho's limp cock.
"How do you want me to incubate them Sho-chan? using my mouth or my ass?" Sho just gaped and Ohno shrugged.
"Guess it'll be my decision then. I'm going to be mother hen for now." And Ohno sucked the balls which gained him a muffled moan from the younger.
"I think I'll be incubating these eggs for a whole month till they hatch!"
And Sho swore that he'd never eat eggs ever again. Well unless if it's Ohno's then he will.
Author: Power Ranger Red Sho Nut
octavialaoPairings: Yama
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack, Comedy/Humor:
Beta:
jheili, coolohohLength: One Shot
Summary: Ohno wonders why roosters can't lay eggs.
Disclaimer: THIS IS PURE FICTION. A production of my under imaginative mind. I do not own Arashi, especially OHNO and JUN and AIBA. If I do, WOULDN'T IT BE NICE??
"Why can't cocks lay eggs?" Ohno asked Sho one peaceful evening on their bed.
"Because "ROOSTERS" are male?" Sho answered. He shooked his head and went back to his newspaper.
"But why do Human males have both?" Ohno quirked his head towards Sho searching for an enlightenment and Sho arched his brow.
"Satoshi, males do not have eggs, we have sperms. Females have eggs. Well, egg cells to be exact. And why are you asking me these stuff?"
"I'm just curious! Well my balls are shaped like an egg. So I can say that I have a cock and eggs."
"Satoshi! Did Aiba forcefully swapped your brain with his?" Sho hissed at his boyfriend's weird query.
"You also have a pair of eggs Sho-chan! I can incubate them for you!" Ohno swatted the newspaper Sho was reading and pushed the younger man to the bed.
"Satoshi! what the heck! I-" He was cut off when Ohno suddenly jerked his pajamas away. Ohno pinned down his hips and leaned closer to Sho's limp cock.
"How do you want me to incubate them Sho-chan? using my mouth or my ass?" Sho just gaped and Ohno shrugged.
"Guess it'll be my decision then. I'm going to be mother hen for now." And Ohno sucked the balls which gained him a muffled moan from the younger.
"I think I'll be incubating these eggs for a whole month till they hatch!"
And Sho swore that he'd never eat eggs ever again. Well unless if it's Ohno's then he will.