[One Shot] The Pharmacist
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nutty_arashiTitle: The Pharmacist
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octavialao
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Sakumoto, Ohmiya
Beta:jheili
Summary: Jun is Arashi's health obsessive mother.
A/N:Oookay! This fic is a prompt fromakhikaru's http://akhikaru.livejournal.com/60276.html. Me and shinigamiami were talking about a particular scene which amused us! hihi Hope you love it!
"Ohayo!" Sho greeted them as he made his way inside their green room. His eyes were puffy and teary, nose sniffing and red.
"Sho-chan! Are you okay?" Aiba asked, concern written all over his face.
"Yes Aiba-chan. Way better than I did yesterday. And by the way, Jun thank you for the medicine and for taking care of me yesterday." Sho answered Aiba with a twinkle in his eyes. But his smile and attention was all for Jun.
"Ahhmm, you're welcome. Have you taken your meds yet?" Jun replied with a blush on his face.
"Yes I did. Thank you. Have you taken your morning pills?" Sho's tone was playful as if teasing Jun and the younger, if possible, blushed more that he resembled a tomato.
"Yes of course I did!" was the reply he made.
"So Jun played nurse to Sho-chan last night. How was it? Was he sexy? Did he gave you extra service?" Nino teased as Sho smiled wider. Jun glared at the brat, about to strike when the gentle, silent and red/burned face Satoshi opened the door. Jun gaped at him and with contempt assessing him from head to toe.
"Leader! Not again! You forgot again? How many times do I have to tell you?" Jun groan and his hand settled on his waist. And the man in question froze and look apologetically at the youngest.
"Gomen Jun-kun. I was so excited. I haven't gone fishing for months. I went straight to the port the minute my drama filming ended." Ohno replied with a pout. As if thinking it would appease the taller man.
"Oh no! That pout isn't going to work! And it won't make you less red and less burned!" Jun reprimanded Ohno.
"Ahhh! Monster mom on the loose!" Nino faked a scared face which only earned him a glare from the youngest.
Jun went to the table where his bags lay and dug out a big box.
"Woah! Now that's an enormous medicine kit! I wonder how many medicines are there! You are our personal pharmacist/nurse Matsujun!" Aiba said in awe.
"And the obsessive-health-diva-mom's pharmacy is officially open! I wonder how many pharmacy you ransacked to supply your stash of drugs?" Nino snarked.
"Shut up Nino! Next time your old age catches up on you, none of my pain killers or my ointments will relieve you off the pain!" Jun berated and turned his attention to Ohno.
"Now smear them good on your face and every spot of your skin that was burned!" Jun ordered the eldest as he hand out a tube of ointment.
"Okay. Ahmm. Can someone help me apply this on my back?" Ohno asked.
"You burned your back too? Were you fishing while naked?" Jun shaked his head in disbelief.
A staff poked his head on the door and asked Jun to come out. It was his turn to be photographed for a magazine. Jun stormed out leaving the other four, but without a last reminder for the eldest to apply the ointment. Ohno nodded and looked at Sho after.
"Sorry Satoshi-kun. I would, but I have a cold. I might accidentally sneeze on you." Sho said.
"Ohh! Ohh! I can do that Leader! Me! Me! Me!" Aiba raised his hand and jumped up and down the couch.
"Sorry Ohchan. The only thing I'm going to smear on you is lube." Nino said nonchalantly.
"Ohh! Lemme me smear some lube on Leader too! Oh! I don't have lube with me." Aiba looked sad at the last thought.
"Go ask Jun! He owns a pharmacy remember? God knows he might have condoms in his stash too just incase someone forgot to bring one!" Nino snickered.
"Ah! I'll go check his medicine kit!" Aiba skipped and dug out Jun's medicine kit.
"Aiba-chan I wouldn't do that if I were you." Ohno warned but the tallest ignored it.
"I wonder what's in here.." And Aiba froze, took out a pad of pills and looked at it intently.
"What's Ortho 777? And what's a monigu-afutaa piru?" Aiba asked the other three.
Sho choked on his morning coffee and cleared his throat a couple of times and buried his face in his newspaper.
"Sugoii! Jun-kun does have everything!" Ohno's eyes sparkled with awe.
Nino just stared at a lost Aiba and then to Sho.
"I don't even wanna know why he has birth control pills, and please don't tell me that's Jun's 'morning pill'" Nino groaned and shook his head.
Author:
octavialaoGenre: Crack
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Sakumoto, Ohmiya
Beta:
jheiliSummary: Jun is Arashi's health obsessive mother.
A/N:Oookay! This fic is a prompt from
akhikaru's http://akhikaru.livejournal.com/60276.html. Me and shinigamiami were talking about a particular scene which amused us! hihi Hope you love it!"Ohayo!" Sho greeted them as he made his way inside their green room. His eyes were puffy and teary, nose sniffing and red.
"Sho-chan! Are you okay?" Aiba asked, concern written all over his face.
"Yes Aiba-chan. Way better than I did yesterday. And by the way, Jun thank you for the medicine and for taking care of me yesterday." Sho answered Aiba with a twinkle in his eyes. But his smile and attention was all for Jun.
"Ahhmm, you're welcome. Have you taken your meds yet?" Jun replied with a blush on his face.
"Yes I did. Thank you. Have you taken your morning pills?" Sho's tone was playful as if teasing Jun and the younger, if possible, blushed more that he resembled a tomato.
"Yes of course I did!" was the reply he made.
"So Jun played nurse to Sho-chan last night. How was it? Was he sexy? Did he gave you extra service?" Nino teased as Sho smiled wider. Jun glared at the brat, about to strike when the gentle, silent and red/burned face Satoshi opened the door. Jun gaped at him and with contempt assessing him from head to toe.
"Leader! Not again! You forgot again? How many times do I have to tell you?" Jun groan and his hand settled on his waist. And the man in question froze and look apologetically at the youngest.
"Gomen Jun-kun. I was so excited. I haven't gone fishing for months. I went straight to the port the minute my drama filming ended." Ohno replied with a pout. As if thinking it would appease the taller man.
"Oh no! That pout isn't going to work! And it won't make you less red and less burned!" Jun reprimanded Ohno.
"Ahhh! Monster mom on the loose!" Nino faked a scared face which only earned him a glare from the youngest.
Jun went to the table where his bags lay and dug out a big box.
"Woah! Now that's an enormous medicine kit! I wonder how many medicines are there! You are our personal pharmacist/nurse Matsujun!" Aiba said in awe.
"And the obsessive-health-diva-mom's pharmacy is officially open! I wonder how many pharmacy you ransacked to supply your stash of drugs?" Nino snarked.
"Shut up Nino! Next time your old age catches up on you, none of my pain killers or my ointments will relieve you off the pain!" Jun berated and turned his attention to Ohno.
"Now smear them good on your face and every spot of your skin that was burned!" Jun ordered the eldest as he hand out a tube of ointment.
"Okay. Ahmm. Can someone help me apply this on my back?" Ohno asked.
"You burned your back too? Were you fishing while naked?" Jun shaked his head in disbelief.
A staff poked his head on the door and asked Jun to come out. It was his turn to be photographed for a magazine. Jun stormed out leaving the other four, but without a last reminder for the eldest to apply the ointment. Ohno nodded and looked at Sho after.
"Sorry Satoshi-kun. I would, but I have a cold. I might accidentally sneeze on you." Sho said.
"Ohh! Ohh! I can do that Leader! Me! Me! Me!" Aiba raised his hand and jumped up and down the couch.
"Sorry Ohchan. The only thing I'm going to smear on you is lube." Nino said nonchalantly.
"Ohh! Lemme me smear some lube on Leader too! Oh! I don't have lube with me." Aiba looked sad at the last thought.
"Go ask Jun! He owns a pharmacy remember? God knows he might have condoms in his stash too just incase someone forgot to bring one!" Nino snickered.
"Ah! I'll go check his medicine kit!" Aiba skipped and dug out Jun's medicine kit.
"Aiba-chan I wouldn't do that if I were you." Ohno warned but the tallest ignored it.
"I wonder what's in here.." And Aiba froze, took out a pad of pills and looked at it intently.
"What's Ortho 777? And what's a monigu-afutaa piru?" Aiba asked the other three.
Sho choked on his morning coffee and cleared his throat a couple of times and buried his face in his newspaper.
"Sugoii! Jun-kun does have everything!" Ohno's eyes sparkled with awe.
Nino just stared at a lost Aiba and then to Sho.
"I don't even wanna know why he has birth control pills, and please don't tell me that's Jun's 'morning pill'" Nino groaned and shook his head.
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Date: 2014-12-26 02:15 pm (UTC)Aiba's Engrish. And Jun's "morning pills" ;P
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Date: 2014-12-26 02:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-12-26 02:20 pm (UTC)Sho coughing when Aiba mentioned the morning after pills though... fishy fishy fishy :P
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Date: 2014-12-26 02:25 pm (UTC)Jun tends to fuss over everyone specially when it comes to health.
And I have to mention Nurse Jun! That shukundai episode came to me while writing this!
Well, I guess that Sho knows why there's a MONINGU AFUTAA PIRU in Jun's medi kit! LOL
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Date: 2014-12-26 02:26 pm (UTC)THE SHUKUDAI EP! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ACTUALLY! #ashamed
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Date: 2014-12-26 02:35 pm (UTC)Maybe in this universe, mpreg is possible. So the ever precautious Jun needs his pills! LOL!
hahaha nurse Jun was hot you know!
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Date: 2014-12-26 02:37 pm (UTC)He was... "It's time for your shot!" kuuuuu <3
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Date: 2014-12-26 02:44 pm (UTC)LOL! Jun is precautious but Sho tends to be panicky. I bet when Jun shows symptoms of pregnancy he'll freak out and research clinics and hospitals and also about pregnancy itself! Then he'll simulate everything, plans everything by the minute and etc! LOL
And welcome to mafias fanfic community~
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Date: 2014-12-26 02:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-12-26 03:30 pm (UTC)hmmm.. how about a part 2 then? This time Shi will be the freakin paranoid mum who takea care of Jun the preggy. LOL
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Date: 2014-12-26 03:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-12-26 06:56 pm (UTC)Oh Jun~ xDDDDDDDD
This was fun :P Thanks for writing it~
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Date: 2014-12-26 11:56 pm (UTC)Hihihi! glad you like it! lol
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Date: 2014-12-27 05:50 am (UTC)and leader you said that if it were you, you wont see it but you do it anyway :D
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Date: 2014-12-27 06:30 am (UTC)And Yes, Ohno warned Aiba but he was amazed! LOL
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Date: 2014-12-27 05:56 pm (UTC)But my rival is Jun, nah...it won’t work, Sho prefer him, though XD.
Neen...lube...*wanna squezze his mouth >.<
Oh.oh. I’m curious what else Jun had in his bag *might be tons of his’s and Sho’s “private-preparation-battle”.
Aahhh :D part 2????
Thanks :).
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Date: 2014-12-28 02:18 am (UTC)Oh yes, Sho prefers Jun so I'm sorry love!
That filthy mouth of his, really! <3 <3 <3
Oh, Jun and Sho are the boy scouts! They have everything in his bags! *if you know what I mean*
Part 2 is definitely on the way.. LOL
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Date: 2014-12-28 11:22 am (UTC)That's why I'm amused when I refreshed my friends feed and found this title *coz I'm wondering what are you trying to do with that - giggling all the way >.<
Though at first I don't know about Ortho 777 [it isn't available in my country :O. Hah, at first guesssing it's some kind of back/bone care or dental care, LOL.].
Hhahahha...lovey-dovey scout boys XP.
Eh, Sho was a scout boy too, wasn't he? iirc He revealed it on AniShi [when he and the male guest battled-explaining some tourists objects around the world - Sho dressed as "Indiana Jones", cmiiw :)].
Yosh! Can't wait for part 2 :D
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Date: 2015-01-05 03:44 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2015-01-05 02:57 pm (UTC)"monigu-afutaa piru"
^ I found it amazing that Nino was able to understand it XD
every time Jun and Sho blushed I was like (what's wrong here?)
NOW I GOT IT!!
and OMG XDDD
thanks for this adorable one-shot!!
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Date: 2015-01-05 03:13 pm (UTC)HAHAHA! HAllelujah you get why! See what I did there?? LOL
Welcome and Thank you for reading! <3
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Date: 2015-01-06 01:43 am (UTC)hahahhah *smirks ....as expected from this brat...
It will be funnier if Jun gets pregnant because Sho will go crazy planning everything...and it will be every minute until the baby comes out hahahah...
Aiba's English??? hahahah I will replace Sho-chan for the mean time and teach him some good English in my room...lol
This is just looooolllll...hahhaha
Thanks dear!!! <333
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Date: 2015-01-06 02:29 am (UTC)Honey.. you can read my mind! I did promise someone a sequel of this... LOL
You should sweet heart! Cause honetly, all Sho could teach Aiba are darn naughty bedroom kinks. LOL
Thank you for reading! LOVE LOVE LOVE!