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Title: What Matters!
Author:
octavialao
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG
Pairings: Sakuraiba
Beta:
jheili
Summary: Sho wants to catch the culprit.
A/N: DAY 2! Yay! I'm glad that I did this week fest fic for Sho-chan's birthday! Hehehe! So this one.. Well, it seems like I'm not done with... just yet. You'll know what I mean when you read this! Hihihi! This is for
akhikaru, who made me write this. See sweetheart? I worte it! And you know what matters! LOL! And also to sensei
hanarashi! Sensei, more of this! I hope it'll give you more inspiration to write that poem! <3
First, it was Nino's.
Just after one of their concerts, after showering.
Nino never voiced it out.
He liked none anyway.
--
Then it was Ohno's.
After that wet scene on a PV filming.
Ohno didn't mind.
He can just use his old pairs.
--
Aiba burst out of the shower, naked still, body red.
Yelling, "Someone took it! Someone took it!"
And later said, "Sho-chan lend me one of yours please?"
--
Matsumoto was next.
He glared at everyone and stashed his favorite greys.
What a cunning bastard, he thought, and a brave one at that.
Matsumoto swore he'll skin the culprit alive.
--
Sho was not worried, he brought a lot like Matsumoto.
It won't also be a lost;
they were his boring whites anyway.
But he was curious.
And wanted to catch the culprit.
So he pretended to shower.
He figured that the culprit only strikes when someone's in the shower.
He turned on the water in the middle stall,
locked the door and crawled down the opening.
Hid himself in the lockers.
And waited for the thief to appear.
His jaws dropped when a familiar face scrambled in.
Open Sho's bag he did.
And took out his boring whites.
The ones he just used, full of sweat and what not.
His eyes went wild wild when the culprit,
in his legs, placed it in between.
A maniacal grin was plastered at the thief's face.
Sho needed to calm down and get to the bottom of this.
"So you're the thief?"
Sho shook his head.
"Why are you wearing my underwear? And Crap I just wore that! Don't you think it's gross? Oh my god did you wore all the members' old briefs too?"
The man jumped; smiled sheepishly.
"Doesn't matter if its used or haven't been washed. What matters is who wore it before."
"WHAT THE HECK AIBA! GIVE THEM BACK!"
"No way Sho-chan! I think wearing your briefs could make me pregnant! I want Arashi babies!"
And Sho just lost it.
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Genre: Crack
Rating: PG
Pairings: Sakuraiba
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Summary: Sho wants to catch the culprit.
A/N: DAY 2! Yay! I'm glad that I did this week fest fic for Sho-chan's birthday! Hehehe! So this one.. Well, it seems like I'm not done with... just yet. You'll know what I mean when you read this! Hihihi! This is for
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First, it was Nino's.
Just after one of their concerts, after showering.
Nino never voiced it out.
He liked none anyway.
--
Then it was Ohno's.
After that wet scene on a PV filming.
Ohno didn't mind.
He can just use his old pairs.
--
Aiba burst out of the shower, naked still, body red.
Yelling, "Someone took it! Someone took it!"
And later said, "Sho-chan lend me one of yours please?"
--
Matsumoto was next.
He glared at everyone and stashed his favorite greys.
What a cunning bastard, he thought, and a brave one at that.
Matsumoto swore he'll skin the culprit alive.
--
Sho was not worried, he brought a lot like Matsumoto.
It won't also be a lost;
they were his boring whites anyway.
But he was curious.
And wanted to catch the culprit.
So he pretended to shower.
He figured that the culprit only strikes when someone's in the shower.
He turned on the water in the middle stall,
locked the door and crawled down the opening.
Hid himself in the lockers.
And waited for the thief to appear.
His jaws dropped when a familiar face scrambled in.
Open Sho's bag he did.
And took out his boring whites.
The ones he just used, full of sweat and what not.
His eyes went wild wild when the culprit,
in his legs, placed it in between.
A maniacal grin was plastered at the thief's face.
Sho needed to calm down and get to the bottom of this.
"So you're the thief?"
Sho shook his head.
"Why are you wearing my underwear? And Crap I just wore that! Don't you think it's gross? Oh my god did you wore all the members' old briefs too?"
The man jumped; smiled sheepishly.
"Doesn't matter if its used or haven't been washed. What matters is who wore it before."
"WHAT THE HECK AIBA! GIVE THEM BACK!"
"No way Sho-chan! I think wearing your briefs could make me pregnant! I want Arashi babies!"
And Sho just lost it.
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Date: 2015-01-20 08:48 pm (UTC)I'm literally rolling on my bed laughing!!! This is genius!!! xDDDDD
I WANT ARASHI BABIES!!! ←who doesn't? ¬w¬
Thank you for writing this, dear!!! I loved it!!!
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Date: 2015-01-20 11:38 pm (UTC)There's something about how Aiba thinks that made this fic soooo funny! And what a cunning Aiba he is.. he passed through Nino and Jun! And he pretended to be a victim too! LOL
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Date: 2015-01-20 11:42 pm (UTC)Hey, I hadn't noticed this line: And later said, "Sho-chan lend me one of yours please?"
Hahahahaha!!! Aiba *shakes head*
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Date: 2015-01-21 01:05 am (UTC)So really is his target. Because he just loVes Sho so much! LOL
That line says it all ne? He asked Sho after all! LOL
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Date: 2015-01-21 03:05 am (UTC)And I thought it's Ohno...
So gross, but yay for Aiba, he's so sly >.<
oh for how long we have to wait for Arashi babies...
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Date: 2015-01-21 04:06 am (UTC)Gross yet, brilliant! Who knows? maybe Sho's sperms are still in his undies! LOL
And yes!! Arashi babies!! And Aiba will carry all of them! Well excepts for Sho's.. I'll carry his offsprings! LOL
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Date: 2015-01-21 04:21 am (UTC)Yay for panty parade!
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Date: 2015-01-21 04:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-01-21 04:38 am (UTC)Oh blessed you for that then, dear XD
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Date: 2015-01-22 09:01 am (UTC)thanks a lot for this. what a good way to end a stressful day in the office :P
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Date: 2015-01-22 03:22 pm (UTC)Aiba is gross.. Maybe.. but hey! Aiba is weird! And ehe did asked Sho.. well, asked for his briefs.. but..... LOL
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Date: 2015-01-22 04:46 pm (UTC)XD
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Date: 2015-01-22 12:44 pm (UTC)thank you for sharing this
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Date: 2015-01-22 03:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-01-23 05:48 am (UTC)Owwww Masaki you don't need to steal their underwear...
just steal Sho instead! *steals jun
Ohhhhh dear thank you for making another "underwear installment" hahahhah
I just hope that I won't give any hints of fangirling in my poem LOL
but,,,,hmmmm as for the stealing thingy...you just lit that bulb inside my head now!
By the way, since my birthday is approaching, ahhaha I'm also wishing
for Arashi's babies!!! *slaps myself
Could you please send me their underwear and please don't' forget to wrap either Masaki or Jun...??. *squeals
nyayhahahah thank you soooo much! mwaaaaaahhhhhh <3
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Date: 2015-01-27 01:38 am (UTC)Request granted. Will send then right away! LOL
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Date: 2015-01-25 04:08 pm (UTC)Aibaaaa! Hwahahahahahahah. Well I won't blame him for wanting Arashi babies! But whyyyyy Aiba whyyyyy he's just too hilarious sometimes! XD
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Date: 2015-01-27 01:39 am (UTC)Ikr? I will never knoe what's going on his mind really! LOL
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Date: 2015-01-29 04:24 am (UTC)Aiba and his logic, what can I say? XD
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Date: 2015-01-30 02:57 am (UTC)