[Drabble: The Learning Aiba Series] Aiba the Cockroach

[octavialao]

Title: Aiba the Cockroach
Author: octavialao
Beta: jheili
Genre: Crack/Humor, Crazy
Rating: R
Pairing: Sakuraiba
Length: Drabble Series
Summary: How Aiba learned to love cockroaches.

Learning Aiba Series Masterpost



"Looooook! Ohchan!" Aiba shove the glass case on Ohno's lap. Nino and Jun who were sitting on either side of Ohno jumped.

Jun groaned and stayed 10metres away. Nino on the other hand looked pale and seemed like he will faint anytime.

"What the- Aiba! Throw that away!" Jun screamed while launching himself on top of the makeup chair.

"Are you really that desperate to have friends that made cockroaches as pets? Nino shook his head and Aiba pouted.

Ohno on the other hand was the only man who was fascinated by it.

"Ohhh.. that one is huge! And that's one unique looking insect!" Ohno's eyes twinkled.

"Ne? I love cockroaches!" Aiba chirped; smile never faltering.

"Ugggh what a love story Aibashi! Really! When cockroaches fall in love. What a freaking movie!"

"It’s because Sho calls me cockroach."

"Isn’t that because you’re HAIRY AND ANNOYING?” Nino retorted.

"No! It’s because he loves to blow my COCK like a ROACH* when his smoking"

Nino smacked him on the head.

"Next time call your Sho WORM! So he can put his WORM in your butthole!" Nino said in defeat.

*ROACH - a cigarette butt.

Comments

[akhikaru]

LOL! xDDDD Aiba is hairy and annoying... *rolls* Oh, Nino~
But I highly doubt Sho could be called worm~ ;) ;) *hides*

[ica-90.livejournal.com]

*drop a nut*

i was lolling reading this!!! nino and his comment XD

"Isn’t that because you’re HAIRY AND ANNOYING?

i can't stop laughing because of this. thank you so much!!

[nadzmiya.livejournal.com]

LOL~ i wonder why cockroaches
but you explaining why XD

i guarantee ill remember this if i see that insect XD

Thank You!

[adeyakana.livejournal.com]

LOL,, really funny xD
and Jun reaction over the cockroach is really funny xD
thank you for sharing

[hanarashi.livejournal.com]

Wow this is sooooo cute and of course crazy as always!
Imagining Aiba talking about how he loves cockroaches is really cute and
at least Oh-chan is with him hahaahah

hhahhhhha I love cockroaches.....i mean I love killing them...
They don't look scary at all but they're a little annoying when they land on your skin lol!
Last Friday night, I wasn't able to sleep immediately because I had to hunt down cockroaches and kill them! They were from the other house and since our house is very close to them yeah the cockroaches seem to travel so easily from one house to another.....I actually enjoyed hunting them and killing them but I ended up sleepy the next day because I killed maybe 6-7 cockroaches in one night...hahaha sorry for talking about this topic ...lol

Thanks for sharing octavia-chan!!!
I should the cockroaches Aiba...hahahha <3