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nutty_arashiTitle: Aiba and Soft Ice Cream
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octavialao
Beta:coolohoh
Pairing: Sakuraiba
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor, Comedy, Crack, Crazy
Summary: Aiba caught his Sho-chan cheating.
Author's Note: I JUST SAW A FUNNY TWITTER PHOTO. AND THE SAKURAIBA HEART OF MINE MADE ME WRITE THIS. *WINK*
Beta's Note: Gosh that tweet/pic is so hilarious! What I don't even... It's an April fool's joke right? Oh wait the tweet wasn't even made in April. Darn... *shrugs*
The Learning Aiba Series Masterpost
“Okay. As much as I love my quiet time, that is bothering me. It’s not normal!” Nino clamored, as he pointed his finger toward a small div in the corner of the room.
“Nino, you’re just overreacting.” Jun spoke.
“I’m not! Look at him bawling his eyes out! And mind you, he haven’t spoken of any erotic lessons Sho did to him today! He’s scaring me!” Nino cried as he threw himself to Ohno’s embrace.
“Aiba-chan, what’s wrong?” Ohno called the younger man softly.
The man in the corner turned slowly. His eyes were bloodshot, his nose was running, his lips quivering, while holding a mini bowl of soft ice cream in his hands. Aiba brought a spoonful of it into his mouth and sobbed pitifully. Jun took a peek at the figure and sighed.
“Aiba-chan, come here.” Jun waved his hand gesturing Aiba to come to him. And the older did, still sobbing and still spooning the ice cream to his mouth. Jun hugged the taller man and made him sit beside him.
“What happened? Why did you decide to turn into a water tap?” Jun asked.
“It’s Sho-chan... He- Oh Jun-tan!” Aiba threw his arms around Jun and wailed like a child.
“Easy Masaki! My shirt! That’s expensive! I bought it in LA!” Jun berated.
“Gomen, Jun-tan. I-I.... Sho-chan betrayed me! On live TV!”
“What? How? Aiba-chan? Sho will never do that!” Ohno replied back.
“Bu-but! He did! He did Oh-chan! I saw it!” Aiba was now a crying mess.
“Aiba-chan! I liked you better when you were crying in the corner painting your face with that melted ice cream you are eating!” Nino covered his ears while his face is buried on Ohno’s crotch.
“It’s true! He- he sucked and wanted to swallow Yamada-kun’s cum!” Aiba confessed.
Nino’s head shot up and his eyes were glittering, clearly amused. The other two were also stunned.
“What?? He did that? When? Where did you saw it?” Jun asked, his hands gripping Masaki’s shoulders, slightly shaking the man.
“I saw it last night. He confessed that he wants to swallow Yamada-kun! He even played innocent and said he’s an amateur that’s why he can’t swallow it all!” Aiba slumped his head on the crook of Jun’s neck.
“Aiba, maybe you’ve misheard?” Ohno tried to reason.
“No! I didn’t! Look!” Aiba tore himself away from Jun and hurried to get something from his bag across the room. He took out his iPad and sat on the sofa. Jun followed suit. Ohno and Nino also squeezed themselves beside Masaki.
After a tap and a flick, a video was played.
“Look! Look at this part!” Aiba pointed to the screen.
“Aiba! Turn on the goddamn volume! How can we know if we can’t hear?!” Nino complained.
“Oops sorry!” And Aiba turned on the volume.
As the video played along, the three exchanged glances.
“Aiba-chan, you know they we’re talking about ice cream right?" Jun asked.
“Huh? But it says...”
Aiba squeaked when Nino hit him with a throw pillow.
“You did not turn on the volume right?? Now that explains it! You have been mislead by the text! Why are you even watching an English subbed video? You can't even understand English! You BAKA!” Nino pinched the bridge of his nose.
“Huh?? So he didn’t?” Aiba asked innocently.
“Hello? Sho-chan your boyfriend thought you sucked Yamada and confessed it on live TV. No get your ass here and teach him how to swallow your cum!” Nino hang up and glared at Masaki.
“So that means he didn’t suck Yamada-kun?? And I can swallow his cum instead? Ahhh!! Maybe It’ll go well with soft ice cream!” Masaki’s eyes were now sparkling with lust and excitement.
“I wonder now if I can milk Sho and make ice cream out of it.” Aiba hummed and skipped across the room.
Author:
octavialaoBeta:
coolohohPairing: Sakuraiba
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor, Comedy, Crack, Crazy
Summary: Aiba caught his Sho-chan cheating.
Author's Note: I JUST SAW A FUNNY TWITTER PHOTO. AND THE SAKURAIBA HEART OF MINE MADE ME WRITE THIS. *WINK*
Beta's Note: Gosh that tweet/pic is so hilarious! What I don't even... It's an April fool's joke right? Oh wait the tweet wasn't even made in April. Darn... *shrugs*
The Learning Aiba Series Masterpost
“Okay. As much as I love my quiet time, that is bothering me. It’s not normal!” Nino clamored, as he pointed his finger toward a small div in the corner of the room.
“Nino, you’re just overreacting.” Jun spoke.
“I’m not! Look at him bawling his eyes out! And mind you, he haven’t spoken of any erotic lessons Sho did to him today! He’s scaring me!” Nino cried as he threw himself to Ohno’s embrace.
“Aiba-chan, what’s wrong?” Ohno called the younger man softly.
The man in the corner turned slowly. His eyes were bloodshot, his nose was running, his lips quivering, while holding a mini bowl of soft ice cream in his hands. Aiba brought a spoonful of it into his mouth and sobbed pitifully. Jun took a peek at the figure and sighed.
“Aiba-chan, come here.” Jun waved his hand gesturing Aiba to come to him. And the older did, still sobbing and still spooning the ice cream to his mouth. Jun hugged the taller man and made him sit beside him.
“What happened? Why did you decide to turn into a water tap?” Jun asked.
“It’s Sho-chan... He- Oh Jun-tan!” Aiba threw his arms around Jun and wailed like a child.
“Easy Masaki! My shirt! That’s expensive! I bought it in LA!” Jun berated.
“Gomen, Jun-tan. I-I.... Sho-chan betrayed me! On live TV!”
“What? How? Aiba-chan? Sho will never do that!” Ohno replied back.
“Bu-but! He did! He did Oh-chan! I saw it!” Aiba was now a crying mess.
“Aiba-chan! I liked you better when you were crying in the corner painting your face with that melted ice cream you are eating!” Nino covered his ears while his face is buried on Ohno’s crotch.
“It’s true! He- he sucked and wanted to swallow Yamada-kun’s cum!” Aiba confessed.
Nino’s head shot up and his eyes were glittering, clearly amused. The other two were also stunned.
“What?? He did that? When? Where did you saw it?” Jun asked, his hands gripping Masaki’s shoulders, slightly shaking the man.
“I saw it last night. He confessed that he wants to swallow Yamada-kun! He even played innocent and said he’s an amateur that’s why he can’t swallow it all!” Aiba slumped his head on the crook of Jun’s neck.
“Aiba, maybe you’ve misheard?” Ohno tried to reason.
“No! I didn’t! Look!” Aiba tore himself away from Jun and hurried to get something from his bag across the room. He took out his iPad and sat on the sofa. Jun followed suit. Ohno and Nino also squeezed themselves beside Masaki.
After a tap and a flick, a video was played.
“Look! Look at this part!” Aiba pointed to the screen.
“Aiba! Turn on the goddamn volume! How can we know if we can’t hear?!” Nino complained.
“Oops sorry!” And Aiba turned on the volume.
As the video played along, the three exchanged glances.
“Aiba-chan, you know they we’re talking about ice cream right?" Jun asked.
“Huh? But it says...”
Aiba squeaked when Nino hit him with a throw pillow.
“You did not turn on the volume right?? Now that explains it! You have been mislead by the text! Why are you even watching an English subbed video? You can't even understand English! You BAKA!” Nino pinched the bridge of his nose.
“Huh?? So he didn’t?” Aiba asked innocently.
“Hello? Sho-chan your boyfriend thought you sucked Yamada and confessed it on live TV. No get your ass here and teach him how to swallow your cum!” Nino hang up and glared at Masaki.
“So that means he didn’t suck Yamada-kun?? And I can swallow his cum instead? Ahhh!! Maybe It’ll go well with soft ice cream!” Masaki’s eyes were now sparkling with lust and excitement.
“I wonder now if I can milk Sho and make ice cream out of it.” Aiba hummed and skipped across the room.
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Date: 2015-04-02 06:09 am (UTC)And love it octavia. Your crack fics are always so hilarious!
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Date: 2015-04-02 06:33 am (UTC)Why thank you! but this tme, thank the photo for me! LOL
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Date: 2015-04-02 06:22 am (UTC)It was hilarious - esp the part about the eng subbed video... loooool
Yes Aiba dear you can suck and swallow Sho-chan freely!
I'll probably stalk your aibaka series! *smirks* I hope you don't have a problem with that! ;)
Thanks for sharing it with us! :)
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Date: 2015-04-02 06:37 am (UTC)Well, when Aiba does something, there's 77% that it'll be a fail.. Sho on the other hand.. 99% LOL
Awww.. Thank you I'm honored! Go stalk me more! Well, I stalk yours too anyway. LOL
*hugs*
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Date: 2015-04-02 10:02 am (UTC)thank you:.
At least give me the link to the pic..hehe
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Date: 2015-04-02 09:41 pm (UTC)thank you for sharing this
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Date: 2015-04-03 01:42 am (UTC)Ah, I love this~
Thanks for writing it dear!
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Date: 2015-04-03 04:49 am (UTC)