[Drabble Series] Aiba and Knitting
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nutty_arashiTitle: Aiba and Knitting
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Beta:coolohoh
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack, Comedy
Pairing: Sakuraiba
Summary: Jun's had had enough but Sho still wants him.
A/N: Because, I'm doing crochet now as a hobby. And I want Sho to keep warm this winter! LOL
The Learning Aiba Series Masterpost
"This should go here.. and then here and, I need to loop this on the hole and H-AH! no! no! no! this is wrong, where-ahh! I need to- ah! Mouuuuuuuu!"
Nino was already at his limit. Aiba's annoying murmur and chanting is distracting him with his game. Of course. Aiba would never fail to distract him.
"Aiba! I swear I'll tie that yarn around your neck if you won't shut up! And look at the mess you're making!" Nino warned the taller man.
"But- Nino..." Aiba turned to Nino looking lost.
"There, there, don't be so hard on Aiba-chan Nino. What are you knitting anyway Aiba-chan?" Ohno mused.
"I'm knitting a gift for Sho-chan. My sister-in-law taught me how to knit and I was thinking since he's been in cold these past few days, this might warm him up" Aiba's eyes sparkled.
"Ohh, is it a sweater or a muffler?" Ohno asked.
"Bet it's something lewd again." Nino snarked.
"Sho-chan said, he's bad with winter. It's too cold! And Sho-chan junior is cold too! He taught me how to warm him up! He said, Sho-chan junior just needs to be rubbed and hidden away from the cold, so my butt is the perfect place. But since I'll be filming a movie and a drama, I can't make Sho-chan junior warm every night. So I thought Sho-chan junior should have a warmer! To protect him from the cold!"
Aiba beamed. Nino on the other hand covered his ears in attempt to block out the words Aiba just uttered.
"Ohh! It should be red Aiba-chan! Sho-kun loves red! It will definitely warm him up good! Ah! You should teach me too!" Ohno was enthusiastic about it. Aiba nodded and excitedly handed Ohno his spare knitting materials.
"Ahhh! Stay away from me you two!" Nino shrieked, and got up from the sofa and dashed towards the door. Nino was greeted by Jun and Sho walking side by side.
"Sho-chan! You're airhead boyfriend is being weird again!" Nino complained and walked passed the two. The last thing he heard was Aiba asking Sho.
"Ahh! Sho-chan, finally your here! Can I measure your dick so I can make you your very own willy warmer?"
Author:
octavialaoBeta:
coolohohRating: PG
Genre: Crack, Comedy
Pairing: Sakuraiba
Summary: Jun's had had enough but Sho still wants him.
A/N: Because, I'm doing crochet now as a hobby. And I want Sho to keep warm this winter! LOL
The Learning Aiba Series Masterpost
"This should go here.. and then here and, I need to loop this on the hole and H-AH! no! no! no! this is wrong, where-ahh! I need to- ah! Mouuuuuuuu!"
Nino was already at his limit. Aiba's annoying murmur and chanting is distracting him with his game. Of course. Aiba would never fail to distract him.
"Aiba! I swear I'll tie that yarn around your neck if you won't shut up! And look at the mess you're making!" Nino warned the taller man.
"But- Nino..." Aiba turned to Nino looking lost.
"There, there, don't be so hard on Aiba-chan Nino. What are you knitting anyway Aiba-chan?" Ohno mused.
"I'm knitting a gift for Sho-chan. My sister-in-law taught me how to knit and I was thinking since he's been in cold these past few days, this might warm him up" Aiba's eyes sparkled.
"Ohh, is it a sweater or a muffler?" Ohno asked.
"Bet it's something lewd again." Nino snarked.
"Sho-chan said, he's bad with winter. It's too cold! And Sho-chan junior is cold too! He taught me how to warm him up! He said, Sho-chan junior just needs to be rubbed and hidden away from the cold, so my butt is the perfect place. But since I'll be filming a movie and a drama, I can't make Sho-chan junior warm every night. So I thought Sho-chan junior should have a warmer! To protect him from the cold!"
Aiba beamed. Nino on the other hand covered his ears in attempt to block out the words Aiba just uttered.
"Ohh! It should be red Aiba-chan! Sho-kun loves red! It will definitely warm him up good! Ah! You should teach me too!" Ohno was enthusiastic about it. Aiba nodded and excitedly handed Ohno his spare knitting materials.
"Ahhh! Stay away from me you two!" Nino shrieked, and got up from the sofa and dashed towards the door. Nino was greeted by Jun and Sho walking side by side.
"Sho-chan! You're airhead boyfriend is being weird again!" Nino complained and walked passed the two. The last thing he heard was Aiba asking Sho.
"Ahh! Sho-chan, finally your here! Can I measure your dick so I can make you your very own willy warmer?"
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Date: 2015-04-30 05:24 am (UTC)A dick warmer xDDDDDDDDD
But wait, won't it be too itchy? xD Poor Sho junior!
"Ahh! Sho-chan, finally your here! Can I measure your dick so I can make you your very own willy warmer?" Yup, I love this line soooo much!
Thanks for sharing this with us!
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Date: 2015-04-30 05:51 am (UTC)Well, itchy is necessary.. so Aiba can RUB and SCRATCH it all day long... *wiggles eyebrows*
I love that line too! LOL
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Date: 2015-04-30 08:59 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2015-05-04 11:58 pm (UTC)Good point! ¬w¬
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Date: 2015-04-30 10:13 am (UTC)Thabks for reading honey! :)
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Date: 2015-04-30 01:34 pm (UTC)This was like sdjhkjdashfiuashjashdja!
'He said, Sho-chan junior just needs to be rubbed and hidden away from the cold, so my butt is the perfect place' AND 'Can I measure your dick so I can make you your very own willy warmer?' I can't... I just can't... You killed me girl! XDDDDDD
I love how you portray my Aibaby - such an 'innocent' pervert!!! That's why I love him! *winks*
Thanks for this Twin-chan!!! <3
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Date: 2015-05-01 02:06 am (UTC)And those lines... HAHAHA! now reading them again... LOLOLOL
How did I came up with that? LOL
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Date: 2015-05-01 12:00 am (UTC)Innocence and perversion combined = sooo epic
hahaha I knew you have those pervy "fishes" swimming in your head
and they're really crazy! hahahaha
Thanks !!! :D
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Date: 2015-05-01 02:12 am (UTC)Masaki is such a cute, adorable pervert ne?? Makes me wanna hug him so tight and spank him at the same time!
Thank you! <3
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Date: 2015-05-01 10:59 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2015-05-02 03:43 am (UTC)thank you for sharing :)
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Date: 2015-05-02 04:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-05-02 06:13 am (UTC)Of laughter, of course, "willy warmer" was the last straw LOL.